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  • What famous New Orleans chef served Jah the best meal of his life?

Répondez , S.V.P. We’re at: twitter—@uyd4life, email—uyd4life@gmail.com, or here at uyd4life.tumblr.com. Entrants will be put in a pool to win a dope UYD card. 

I’m still missing an address I lost from one of you who won a contest months ago… Maybe you are cloaking because you saw that I glittered the shit out of it? You can’t piss on sparkletality, I won’t allow it.

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My Loves, My Lifers:

I was just reading some of Jonathan Lee Riches’ prison documentation from his time in solitary confinement. Let me just say that it is some fucked up shit. Basically, the prison put him in solitary for a year and gave him other punishments that were disproportionate to his behavior because of his Lawsuit Factory. 

(BTW, he told us he loved this graphic. Caitlin wins the photoshop contest forevermore.)

In response, he went on hunger strike. It was no joke, either. His suits may be hilarious, but he fought hard to be able to keep writing them. More as we get the OK from our favorite newly-freed litigant to post more of his documents. 

Sethro

[It’s quite easy…Ctrl G and you’ve got yourself a dope ass © sign. -Caitlin]

{Hmm, like this? Caitlin Sethro Cooper Pryce—-Well, shit, it didn’t work. My find something bar came up instead. So goes another misadventure with me and the uhnuhhnet. DOUBLESHIT, I really want/need to copyright “Uhnuhhnet” and I can’t!

It’s quite easy! Tee hee, just so simple, giggle, lol! Anyone can do it, silly!”

You’re showboating, Caitlin, and I can’t/won’t allow it.}

[Do you have a PC? Because I only know Mac shit. Because they’re cooler. J/k. They’re overpriced pieces of shit but it’s been too long since I’ve used a PC (an Acer…say what?!?) and I’d rather keep my life easy than re-learn that PC shits. Also, there’s thing called google…]