UYD for Life

The city of Rochester clearly has some sort of vendetta against UYD Nation. Can we get a kickstarter to help me pay for this fine (extortion)? I know I’m not a multi-millionaire already, so it’ll be hard to get money from random poor people, but it’s worth a shot. At least I was representing. Right?

P.S. Safety is not a joke. We here at UYD4L stand strongly with Seth and Jon on the issue of safety.

Rules:

1. Always wear a life helmet

2. Check your carbon monoxide detectors

3. Don’t smoke pot while Seth is in his crib and almost burn the house down (MARCIAAAA).

4. Don’t look Sci-ti’s directly in the eyes.

5. Don’t speed on the PCH with a huge bong beside you, whether Jah is protecting you or not. 

6. Don’t go in the ocean. It is just a giant toilet.

7. SEATBELTS. Always, always, always wear your SEATBELTS. 

Love4L, Sethro Mafuckintelli

vanessaisanerd:

My UYD singlet. It only took 11 months to arrive in the mail. Ummmm… 

Lookin’ good, cher!

Just realized my own Bobby Zimmerman was reppin’ UYD that day…

lolajambon:

Positively Fourth Jones Street. 

And I know you’ve been on the edge of your seat since I said “Idiot Wind” was my second-favorite Dylan insult song for me to inform you that “Positively Fourth Street” is #1. “I wish that for just one time, you could step inside my shoes. Then you’d know what a drag it is to see you.” Now that fucking hurts, Bobby.

itsallablurtomenow:

seatbelts.

my car sports one of these.

Obviously, I can’t be bothered to calculate the sums and figures, but we should be approaching our 30,000th visit very soon. We’re at like, 29,373. So it should only be a week or something until we hit that number. When we do, I will give away a UYD Tee! 

In order to be in the running for the tee giveaway, it’s simple. Like this status or send in your info to the usual spots. @uyd4life at twitter, uyd4life@gmail.com, or send me a message here. Or, enter with this PollDaddy thingy.

Last night I dropped the hanky while the paint was still wet and it got messed up. But, it’s cool. That means I have an extra-special “artist’s edition” for someone AND that the contest winner gets to pick his or her hanky color. (I even have some sparkly ink, “gunmetal” and “chrome.” I wonder what they mean? Wanky, probably.) 

For the record, I am 100%, without a doubt, a left lavender. 

• Question: HOW DO I BUY A HANKY? - spraynard-kruger
• Answer:

  Well, I’m not going to sell them. I wouldn’t feel very good about profiting from the show. I get plenty of recompense in jokes (and how everyone thinks I’m so fascinating at parties when all I’m really doing is straight jacking UYD material. It’s like the time Seth caught Jonathan butt-dialing him while he was talking to those chicks and all he was saying was shit from the show. AHAHAHA! <3).

  I would ALWAYS be happy to trade arts or crafts, though. Just so y’all know. As you’ve shown through your submissions, so many of you are talented artists  and I love art exchanges.

  But, the very best way to get one is to participate! I run contests and games all the time. Sometimes, no one’s even competing and it’s like a free treat is going to waste. These prizes are sick of me; they want a new scene, man.

  There have always been standing offers on UYD4L rewarding participation in the site. In fact, we have a few glorious contenders who are even now working on their totals. If you see a submitter’s name on more than one post, they’re building points. 5 original submissions (quotes, clips, images, stories, anything UYD) gets a card. 10 is magnet level. (They come in a card. Basically, everything gets a card.) 25 gets you a hanky. 50 for a tee. 100… Hmmm. We’ll have to think of something super dope if that ever happens. 

  If someone really, really wanted to get something without winning it, the only way I’d do it would be if I let someone buy me more supplies on Amazon Wishlist—screen-print ink, hankies, tees, or magnet sheets—and ship them to me. That way I could make more UYD swag in the future without having to lay out my own (admittedly flush) funds for art supplies. 

It’s a HUGE photo. Sorry!

-spraynard-kruger

Holy fuck that is so dope I wants

And you never have to RuPaulogize here. We love your picture just the way it is. Thanks, Spraynard!!

Sean, is this your poster? 

via Bike Safe Boston ‏@BikeSafeBoston

The boys are both looking great! I can’t wait to hear the show! Thanks, Bike Safe. We LOVE safety here at UYD4L. Seatbelts on yo bike!

Send in your pics! More coming throughout today. <3

Whose car is this? Are you reading this?

Baby-soft sightseeing.

lolajambon:

Me at the Gaslight Cafe

 

beckitron:

I LOVE THIS TOTE NATASHA SENT ME! I CAN KEEP MY KNITTING IN IT OR MAYBE IT WILL BE A BEACH BAG. EITHER WAY I LOVE IT. NATASHA IS THE BEST.

UYD for life.

Natasha sounds like a total boss. 

UYD for life indeed, beckitron. 

-cs

WANT so bad!!! -SethroMaMaMatelli (Stuttered like the Spuds song, doi.)