UYD for Life

Just a little reminder in time for the new Arrested Development season that the creator Mitchell Hurwitz also produced and wrote for a bit on The John Larroquette. How about dipping back in those archives?

thelifepartner:

UYD: Kill Cortisol.

>Episode 372

Source: tockthewatchdog

johnwilkestooth:

“Back in 85 when I was 8 years old we were all fucking shredded!  It was a pedophile’s dream!” - seth uyd

The city of Rochester clearly has some sort of vendetta against UYD Nation. Can we get a kickstarter to help me pay for this fine (extortion)? I know I’m not a multi-millionaire already, so it’ll be hard to get money from random poor people, but it’s worth a shot. At least I was representing. Right?

P.S. Safety is not a joke. We here at UYD4L stand strongly with Seth and Jon on the issue of safety.

Rules:

1. Always wear a life helmet

2. Check your carbon monoxide detectors

3. Don’t smoke pot while Seth is in his crib and almost burn the house down (MARCIAAAA).

4. Don’t look Sci-ti’s directly in the eyes.

5. Don’t speed on the PCH with a huge bong beside you, whether Jah is protecting you or not. 

6. Don’t go in the ocean. It is just a giant toilet.

7. SEATBELTS. Always, always, always wear your SEATBELTS. 

Love4L, Sethro Mafuckintelli

“HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY DO YOU WANT?!”

Episode 292 - Dan Castellaneta and Hank Azaria’s Salaries.

THESE GUYS. Straight from Jonathan’s instagram @uhhyeahjohn.

AMERICAN FUCKING HEROES.

• Seth: I did some crazy shit and she covered for me and shit. Like I threw a rock through a school bus window and I went and told her I did it and she went and told my principal I didn't do it.
• Jonathan: That's Dope.
• Seth: She's fuckin' down, she's a ride or die chick.
• Jonathan: Ride or die bitch.
• Seth: That's my fuckin' Moms yo'.

Seth on Fergoli Delusion.

“Hey remember me? Served you your coffee, then I fucked ya’, then I fixed your car.”

• Question: i know this may be a long shot but i know it was an early one, which episode is jonathan telling a story about seeing a movie with his mom and at the end of the movie he was crying because he wish he had friends like the people in the movie? i wish i knew the name of the movie. it would be greatly appreciated. - Anonymous
• Answer:

  Actually, it was Seth who saw the seminal Rob Reiner film “Stand By Me” with his mom and ended up crying “I wish I had friends like that”. It can be hard to find such a dope crew sometimes, especially when you’re a Latchkey Kid.

  -cs

  Was it? I swear I thought it was Jah. -Sethro

“I’m just gonna sit over here with my thoughts, I don’t need to escape them. ever. I’m gonna go die twelve years earlier than the people having fun by having no fun and being a square. Hey loser in the corner dying slowly, quickly, prematurely.”

Episode 234 - Seth on Sobriety.