UYD for Life

Just a little reminder in time for the new Arrested Development season that the creator Mitchell Hurwitz also produced and wrote for a bit on The John Larroquette. How about dipping back in those archives?

• Jonathan: I don't understand the choice of going with a name that's almost a real name, almost a classic name but so not that it's insane. I just feel like at that point why don't you just name them Blackberry or something that's totally awesome.
• Seth: This is Samsung Galaxy 5. This is my daughter Alcatraz.

thelifepartner:

UYD: Kill Cortisol.

>Episode 372

Source: tockthewatchdog

johnwilkestooth:

“Back in 85 when I was 8 years old we were all fucking shredded!  It was a pedophile’s dream!” - seth uyd

The city of Rochester clearly has some sort of vendetta against UYD Nation. Can we get a kickstarter to help me pay for this fine (extortion)? I know I’m not a multi-millionaire already, so it’ll be hard to get money from random poor people, but it’s worth a shot. At least I was representing. Right?

P.S. Safety is not a joke. We here at UYD4L stand strongly with Seth and Jon on the issue of safety.

Rules:

1. Always wear a life helmet

2. Check your carbon monoxide detectors

3. Don’t smoke pot while Seth is in his crib and almost burn the house down (MARCIAAAA).

4. Don’t look Sci-ti’s directly in the eyes.

5. Don’t speed on the PCH with a huge bong beside you, whether Jah is protecting you or not. 

6. Don’t go in the ocean. It is just a giant toilet.

7. SEATBELTS. Always, always, always wear your SEATBELTS. 

Love4L, Sethro Mafuckintelli

“HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY DO YOU WANT?!”

Episode 292 - Dan Castellaneta and Hank Azaria’s Salaries.

THESE GUYS. Straight from Jonathan’s instagram @uhhyeahjohn.

AMERICAN FUCKING HEROES.

Happy Mothers’ Day to Momma Jah (Elizabeth) and the lovely Marcia—and all y’all’s mommas too. Xoxo, Sethro

Smell right this week.

Married couples are getting their lie on.