UYD for Life

my name is Jonathan and this is Seth

I hear the atmo in there is just thick with high-T and respect for the UYLadies. 

Informant Kat confirms the overall swooniness of the nation. Extremely pretty, wearing a rainbow of Axe body sprays, and, she assures me, regularly exchanging the UYD secret handshake. (Showing twins.)  

[images via Twitterers Dave Enstad, Dave Moore, sicklemen romance, Jordan Gilbert and Ronald Cox, Informant Kat and forum member Mat.]

BREAKING: Jonathan’s beard is being waxed by old-world professionals boated in from across the Puget Sound, where Jonathan knew a girl once. This is what the challenge coin money was earmarked for, apparently.

Informant Kat says it’s pretty awesome in there.

BREAKING: We have gotten our first report. Apparently, Seth is dressed only in a red union suit, is desperately grasping an open umbrella, and is forcing all the kids to take milly while looking at penis shots. Everyone is LOVING IT!!! 

If anyone going to the show wants to message me updates, I’ll post them up here as we go. There’s gotta be a word for it. Present logging? No… Streaming blogging? Nope. Live writing? Hmmm… Get at me. Here or at uyd4life@gmail.com.