Posts Tagged: Submissions

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Look at what my friend veryraresecrete made! Incredible, right? (Although I think I see…Is that?? Yes, it is Florida—looking like the weird boner it is—over in the bottom right. It’s okay. It’s still totally amazing and beautiful, much like America herself.) You’re so talented. 

XOXO,

Seth-Lo

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Uhh Yeah Dude 172: Don’t Fuck My Food

Via Benjamin S. 

Thanks for the submission. Here’s a picture to go with it:

Ben, keep track of how many submissions you make to cash in for my UYD arts ‘n’ crafts. You too, other contributors! UYD4Life, Sethro.

I made a UYD4Life SoundCloud and YouTube page a million years ago. Send me your videos and audio clips and I’ll add them to the…uhhh…list? channel? Anyway, I’ll add them to that. Also, if anyone who knows how to do stuff like that wants to come on board and help, I can offer you very little other than the joy of spreading the Uhh Yeah Dude cheer. If that sounds good to you, holler at your girl. 

[Or holler back for a dope cock in your mouth. -Caitin

Yeah, you right! -Sethro]

Source: SoundCloud / finewithfive
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"He’s a dead ringer for that dead singer."

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Seth, 332, 3:30 

"Classic!" -@IRRLVNTTMFLRY

http://twitter.com/UYD4Life//@UYD4Life


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"Wanted: Two straight bros
To kick it with Craigslist ads,
Panax and Whole Foods"

- From Brian
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"If I stick anything up my vag and it fuckin cuts me and makes me bleed, I’m gonna fuckin sue somebody."

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COULD NOT AGREE MORE, Jonathan

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@blackzappa

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From Ben S., who always ‘noids hardest .

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 The forum organized a meet-up at the Sunset Bar and Grill in Allston tomorrow at 6. 10-min walk from the Paradise!

Awesome. I hope everyone has a great time at the meet up! Send in photos of you guys together hanging out! Here, @uyd4life twitter, uyd4life@gmail.com,  or…oh. 

Yeah, don’t try to contact us through the forum since our accounts have been deleted. If you have tried to contact us through there, we’re so sorry. Retry via one of the other routes. But y’all, please do keep us updated on the haps. You know we’d be all up in there per uszh if we could be! Aww, sadtimes! 

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"You have to be this tall to stand your ground."

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Response to legal age for handling a gun

@uyd4life

We love you, Tom Foolery; we love submissions and we love submitters. 

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"You got a what, dude? I got a boy-cunt. I was born with it."

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Seth, episode 119 (47:47)

The Black Zappa ‏@thejayroyal

@UYD4Life 

Hey Black Zappa, haven’t you hit the 5-quote card-prize level? Wanna bank it and wait for ten so I can drop in a magnet? Holler at your girl.

[Also, if you are the one to whom I owe a card, I have it here but have lost your address and need you to resend it. Are you reading this?]

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"You want to go to fuckin Facebook and get seen by every goddamn person you went to middle school with?"

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@thejayroyal

@UYD4Life 

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""Hey you’ve got some great sneakers there,what are they?" Michael Jeffery Jordan’s "Air Jordan’s" by Nike Air: Jordans."

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@JayRoyal

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Dammmmnnn, timestamped and everything! Four more quotes get you a card.


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"National adopt an Alien Recorder month…"

- via IrrelevantTomfoolery ‏@IRRLVNTTMFLRY
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AND WE HAVE OUR FIRST SUBMISSION IN THE CONTEST!!! THAT’S RIGHT, FROM ONE MR. JONATHAN LEE RICHES, ESQ.!

This dude’s on top of his game; where are all you fuckers at? Not filing 2,000 hilarious lawsuits, that’s for sure, so I don’t wanna hear it! Send in a photo of yourself holding a sign that says UYD4Life (seatbelts, we love uyd—whatever!) and we’ll reward you.

So here’s what you do since you seem confused (as our inbox isn’t yet flooded): make a sign saying UYD4Life, go into the bathroom, squinch your lips up in a duck-like fashion, flash some deuces (or TWIIINS), and click that camera button on your phone. Look, a million seventh graders do it everyday, it can’t be that hard. (wanky?) Then send it in, where we’ll post it with whatever text you want. (Within reason. Looking around…Uhh, we’re gonna need to get someone reasonable in here, guys.)

I’ll do one, too. Also, this means I’ll make a UYD Hanky to show y’all. 

-Sethro, fo’ sho

P.S. CAN YOU BELIEVE JLR IS SUCH A PAL?!?!  

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"Oooo. When I get paid, I’m gonna get me some of them Taz slippers!"

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-Overheard by Jah in a Walmart, somewhere in the Dakotas.

Submitted by @AlexDrumm, who is a dear. 

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Benjamin, that top-notch lifer who made those awesome graphics, also clipped this for our pleasure. Thank you Benjamin! You must be a wonderful person to be so a) talented and b) helpful. Keep the ‘mishes coming in! Did you clip some audio like Ben? Why not get credit? SUBMIT!!! Publish or perish! Silence is death! 

Spanish Civil War Republican Poster

(What, so that poster directly contradicts what I just said? It’s so fresh!) And don’t forget to subscribe to our new youtube channel. Why? Because… Erm, I don’t know. Just convenience I guess? I said you should because you can and I get a wee thrill when someone does. It doesn’t seem like it’ll hurt, but if you don’t want to, that’s coo’ too. (But you should probably definitely sign up for the boys’ youtube channel. For some reason, that seems really important.) Anyway, my point is that you should just know all the videos and clips we post will be together and organized on our channel for when you want them. All right? Are we cool?