Uhh Yeah Dude. Dip into the archives. Follow for everything UYD. Seatbelts.

Posts Tagged: Seth Romatelli

Just a little reminder in time for the new Arrested Development season that the creator Mitchell Hurwitz also produced and wrote for a bit on The John Larroquette. How about dipping back in those archives?

  • Jonathan: I don't understand the choice of going with a name that's almost a real name, almost a classic name but so not that it's insane. I just feel like at that point why don't you just name them Blackberry or something that's totally awesome.
  • Seth: This is Samsung Galaxy 5. This is my daughter Alcatraz.
Source: tofilltheworld

Text

thelifepartner:

UYD: Kill Cortisol.


>Episode 372

Source: thelifepartner

"You can’t put labels on things. Are you black? Are you white? … I don’t fucking know what I am. What the fuck are you? Gay? Straight? It’s all energy, bitch."

- UHH YEAH DUDE #368 0:19:07 (via my-cow-meows)
Source: my-cow-meows

Source: tockthewatchdog

"If you read a book, and it changes your life, you’re really fucked."

- Seth Romatelli (via dipswitch)
Source: dipswitch

Text

johnwilkestooth:

“Back in 85 when I was 8 years old we were all fucking shredded!  It was a pedophile’s dream!” - seth uyd

Source: johnwilkestooth

"DIS GHOST SHARK. HEEE WAS BUUUILT TO FUUUUCK."

-

Jonathan singing about a shark with this club-like organ coming out of it’s head with spikes that is used to fuck a female shark or just hold her down to fuck.

Uhh Yeah Dude - Episode 185 - 24 Minutes In

“HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY DO YOU WANT?!”

Episode 292 - Dan Castellaneta and Hank Azaria’s Salaries.

AMERICAN FUCKING HEROES.

AMERICAN FUCKING HEROES.

Happy Mothers’ Day to Momma Jah (Elizabeth) and the lovely Marcia—and all y’all’s mommas too. Xoxo, Sethro

  • Seth: I did some crazy shit and she covered for me and shit. Like I threw a rock through a school bus window and I went and told her I did it and she went and told my principal I didn't do it.
  • Jonathan: That's Dope.
  • Seth: She's fuckin' down, she's a ride or die chick.
  • Jonathan: Ride or die bitch.
  • Seth: That's my fuckin' Moms yo'.

"It’s never too early to not send a card now."

- Seth Romatelli, on Mother’s Day (via pillowparty)
Source: pillowparty

Seth on Fergoli Delusion.

“Hey remember me? Served you your coffee, then I fucked ya’, then I fixed your car.”

  • Question: i know this may be a long shot but i know it was an early one, which episode is jonathan telling a story about seeing a movie with his mom and at the end of the movie he was crying because he wish he had friends like the people in the movie? i wish i knew the name of the movie. it would be greatly appreciated. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Actually, it was Seth who saw the seminal Rob Reiner film “Stand By Me” with his mom and ended up crying “I wish I had friends like that”. It can be hard to find such a dope crew sometimes, especially when you’re a Latchkey Kid.

    -cs

    Was it? I swear I thought it was Jah. -Sethro