Posts Tagged: Porn

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"Hey dude! Go to church and meet somebody and raise a family. Don’t fuck your ‘daughter’ online … Watch a little porn dog? Why don’t you quit watching porn and rent Finding Fucking Nemo and go to church like a normal person! We need more Pixar and less bukkake!"

- Seth Romatelli (via commissarbudgie)
Source: commissarbudgie
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UYD - Politics of Porn

http://youtube.com/uhhyeahdude

Recorded live Oct 2, 2010 at The Broad Stage in Santa Monica, California

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"Girls like to J.O. to amateur porn."

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JAH

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people’s apartments."

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Jonathan meets Mr. Marcus, the porn star. 

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"Mommy, who’s the woman next to the guy that punches people?" "She’s a porn star honey; it’s the Hollywood Christmas Parade." 
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"Mommy, who’s the woman next to the guy that punches people?" "She’s a porn star honey; it’s the Hollywood Christmas Parade." 

SITH



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my name is Jonathan and this is Seth

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I hear the atmo in there is just thick with high-T and respect for the UYLadies. 

Informant Kat confirms the overall swooniness of the nation. Extremely pretty, wearing a rainbow of Axe body sprays, and, she assures me, regularly exchanging the UYD secret handshake. (Showing twins.)  

[images via Twitterers Dave Enstad, Dave Moore, sicklemen romance, Jordan Gilbert and Ronald Cox, Informant Kat and forum member Mat.]

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BREAKING: Jonathan’s beard is being waxed by old-world professionals boated in from across the Puget Sound, where Jonathan knew a girl once. This is what the challenge coin money was earmarked for, apparently.

Informant Kat says it’s pretty awesome in there.

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BREAKING: We have gotten our first report. Apparently, Seth is dressed only in a red union suit, is desperately grasping an open umbrella, and is forcing all the kids to take milly while looking at penis shots. Everyone is LOVING IT!!! 

BREAKING: We have gotten our first report. Apparently, Seth is dressed only in a red union suit, is desperately grasping an open umbrella, and is forcing all the kids to take milly while looking at penis shots. Everyone is LOVING IT!!! 

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