(via jesuisperdu)Source: dalerothenberg
“I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people’s apartments.”
“Mommy, who’s the woman next to the guy that punches people?” “She’s a porn star honey; it’s the Hollywood Christmas Parade.”
I hear the atmo in there is just thick with high-T and respect for the UYLadies.
Informant Kat confirms the overall swooniness of the nation. Extremely pretty, wearing a rainbow of Axe body sprays, and, she assures me, regularly exchanging the UYD secret handshake. (Showing twins.)
[images via Twitterers Dave Enstad, Dave Moore, sicklemen romance, Jordan Gilbert and Ronald Cox, Informant Kat and forum member Mat.]
BREAKING: We have gotten our first report. Apparently, Seth is dressed only in a red union suit, is desperately grasping an open umbrella, and is forcing all the kids to take milly while looking at penis shots. Everyone is LOVING IT!!!