UYD for Life

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“HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY DO YOU WANT?!”

Episode 292 - Dan Castellaneta and Hank Azaria’s Salaries.

THESE GUYS. Straight from Jonathan’s instagram @uhhyeahjohn.

AMERICAN FUCKING HEROES.

Happy Mothers’ Day to Momma Jah (Elizabeth) and the lovely Marcia—and all y’all’s mommas too. Xoxo, Sethro

• Seth: I did some crazy shit and she covered for me and shit. Like I threw a rock through a school bus window and I went and told her I did it and she went and told my principal I didn't do it.
• Jonathan: That's Dope.
• Seth: She's fuckin' down, she's a ride or die chick.
• Jonathan: Ride or die bitch.
• Seth: That's my fuckin' Moms yo'.

Seth on Fergoli Delusion.

“Hey remember me? Served you your coffee, then I fucked ya’, then I fixed your car.”

“I’m just gonna sit over here with my thoughts, I don’t need to escape them. ever. I’m gonna go die twelve years earlier than the people having fun by having no fun and being a square. Hey loser in the corner dying slowly, quickly, prematurely.”

Episode 234 - Seth on Sobriety.

Dipping back in the archives!

Episode 116 - Craigslist MM/MM + Missed Connections.

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Uhh Yeah Dude - Episode 172 | Hardee’s Biscuit Holes/Fucking Your Food

EAT THESE PUFFY DICK BALLS

STICK THESE SWEATY NUT BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH AND EAT EM

Jonathan Larroquette on the 1’s and 2’s