Hanky #1: Hot off the presses. (Actually, I have to wait to iron it.)
You betta work! HaikUYD your asses off.
See chart below. The meaning of the hanky worn on the left side is listed first; right side, second:
I’m pretty sure that with my color choice, I’ve put the winner squarely in the fucker/fuckee range. I hope that is ok. It seems like a pretty useful pick, as compared to, say, cock & ball torturee. All I mean is that you’re more likely to be a fucker than a genital torturer. Maybe I’m way off base here, though? Anyway, I’m sorry if someone mistakes you for a copsucker. Tell them they can call me with any complaints about the color.