AND WE HAVE OUR FIRST SUBMISSION IN THE CONTEST!!! THAT’S RIGHT, FROM ONE MR. JONATHAN LEE RICHES, ESQ.!

This dude’s on top of his game; where are all you fuckers at? Not filing 2,000 hilarious lawsuits, that’s for sure, so I don’t wanna hear it! Send in a photo of yourself holding a sign that says UYD4Life (seatbelts, we love uyd—whatever!) and we’ll reward you.

So here’s what you do since you seem confused (as our inbox isn’t yet flooded): make a sign saying UYD4Life, go into the bathroom, squinch your lips up in a duck-like fashion, flash some deuces (or TWIIINS), and click that camera button on your phone. Look, a million seventh graders do it everyday, it can’t be that hard. (wanky?) Then send it in, where we’ll post it with whatever text you want. (Within reason. Looking around…Uhh, we’re gonna need to get someone reasonable in here, guys.)

I’ll do one, too. Also, this means I’ll make a UYD Hanky to show y’all. 

-Sethro, fo’ sho

P.S. CAN YOU BELIEVE JLR IS SUCH A PAL?!?!  

  1. pinthetailonthehonky reblogged this from uyd4l and added:
    FUCKIN’ A. SO FUCKIN AWESOME.
  2. jonerivers reblogged this from uyd4l and added:
    I have the best idea for this
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