Seth’s two favorite shows as a child were:

 

The winner of the contest is…drumrollllll….WHAT?? This says huh?

Am I reading this right? I am? Ahem, excuse me, I seem to have a frog in my throat. Ahem… 

Okay, congratulations,

TIMETODIEBITCH

(Ok, so I looked this phrase up and it’s like a “Yo dog, you dead dog” steaze, huh? Worst guy.)

[Mr. Time, holler at me for your prize. And nice work; you were super duper fast on the draw. Skype my inbox here, at uyd4life@gmail.com, or PM me, Sethro Matelli, on the forum about your prize. I promised either a select-a-segment—where you pick a Dicktionary or Seth Fact or such like—or a homemade card—where I put my master crafting skills to work for you! Saving the USPS, one Lifer at a time. (See above post for an example.) Or, of course, pride alone may offer you sufficient pleasure.]