Glob Reevs tried the bacon shake, guys. Like the food item a corporation had to run an entire ad campaign to reassure me they weren’t April Foolsing about. NO SERIOUSLY: IT’S FOR REAL.

So our boy tweets us this: “Check it out. BLT burger and bacon shake. Helps you party.” Oh, man.

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We asked how it was, naturally. He said: 

I have to take his word for it, cause I just can’t. Maple-y makes sense, though. Like, as a bacon companion, shakewise. (What am I saying?!?)

[Hey, if you rearrange the letters of his name, it spells “serve blog.” It’s a sign. Thanks, Glob Reevs. You’re soooo brave!]