Who’s Crushing Harder?
A) Arthur Price of Bellevue, Ohio,
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bones down with his patio table by putting his prick in the hole where the umbrella goes. WATCH THE VIDEO, do yourself a favor. Plus it helps balance this dude, a super favorite!
B) Cody Alan Cox of St. George, Utah, is burning various household items in the middle of the street when police officer Rich Triplett arrives on the scene and the following conversation takes place:
Triplett: What are you doing?
Cox: I’m starting a movement.
Triplett: What’s the movement about?
Cox: It’s for what I believe in.
Triplett: What do you believe in?
Cox: Mary Kate and Ashley Olson and Toby Keith (sic).
Triplett: Did you take or ingest any kind of chemicals?
Cox: One glass of wine and an energy drink.
Come to think of it, I believe in that too, Mr. Cody Alan Cox. Except it’s pronounced KOBY TEETH.
Lifers, tell me true,
