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BEES ON COKE

Here is an excerpt from writer and director Noah Baumbach’s take on the same study (from the New Yorker), which is pretty funny. 

“God, I so badly wanna just go sting the fuck out of someone, you know? Just land on their ass and sting… . I’m so fucking jazzed right now. And then I hope they’re allergic and they just blow up! We gotta get out of this hive, we gotta get mobile … “Going Mobile”! The Who was a good band. Let’s go find a picnic or some sunbathers or something… . I’d love some coconut suntan lotion or a … beer. Wouldn’t you love a six-pack of Stella Artois right now? That’s the best beer. Stel-la! That was actually a pretty good imitation, don’t you think? The guy who played him in the movie, the “Streetcar” … who am I thinking of? It’s on the tip of my … Jesus, what’s wrong with me I can’t come up with this dude’s name? … Or how about, how about: a coconut Stella Artois beer?! Wouldn’t that be the best and you could spread it all over your body and it’s U.V. 1,000 or 1,000 proof or something. God, I want to sting someone… . Oh, my God, my antennae are like supersensitive right now… . Don’t … don’t touch … I said don’t! It’s O.K., it’s cool, it’s cool.” 
Anyway, it won’t make you cry like every other fucking thing Noah Baumbach does, at least. 
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