UYD for Life

I CAN’T.

One of these bands put on a show that “changed Jah’s life.” Hmmm, the answer is probably the one that’s highlighted…We’ll just assume this lady’s answer is correct as we recount the following story. She looks wicked confident.

Jah was working in a guitar store when Fred Durst came in and started looking around at guitars. Jah was like, “Hey man, I’m really looking forward to the show tonight.” Fred replied, “So, do you have tickets?” Jah told him yes, because he had already paid like a thousand dollars online to scalp tickets for him and Justine earlier that day because he never ever misses a Bizkit show. Fred was like, ah, well too bad, I’d have spotted you some. Then, Jah said, in a burst of brilliance, “But my homie Amir is a HUGE Limp Bizkit head and would love to go to the show.” So Fred, being the awesome bro-ham that he is, was like, “Cool, I’ll put him on the list. Just give me his name.”

So, that night, everyone showed up at the show, super pumped, wearing their dopest Bizkit gear:

But, the ticket agent said he didn’t see their names on the list. At the very last minute, a manager popped by, heard the commotion, and asked Jah, “What guitar store did you say you worked at? Yeah, Fred was there today. I’ll ask him.” So he went and asked Fred Durst, who, after riffling through a pile of numbers from cougars and desperadoes, pulled out the crumpled piece of paper Jah had written Amir’s name on. They were let all in just in time to see the super awesome Limp Bizkit show.

It was a LIMP BIZKIT MYRACLE.

True Story. (Uh, kind of.)

(via fire-without-a-spark)