UYD for Life

“HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY DO YOU WANT?!”

Episode 292 - Dan Castellaneta and Hank Azaria’s Salaries.

THESE GUYS. Straight from Jonathan’s instagram @uhhyeahjohn.

AMERICAN FUCKING HEROES.

Happy Mothers’ Day to Momma Jah (Elizabeth) and the lovely Marcia—and all y’all’s mommas too. Xoxo, Sethro

• Seth: I did some crazy shit and she covered for me and shit. Like I threw a rock through a school bus window and I went and told her I did it and she went and told my principal I didn't do it.
• Jonathan: That's Dope.
• Seth: She's fuckin' down, she's a ride or die chick.
• Jonathan: Ride or die bitch.
• Seth: That's my fuckin' Moms yo'.

Smell right this week.

Married couples are getting their lie on.

Who’s parenting harder?

Seth on Fergoli Delusion.

“Hey remember me? Served you your coffee, then I fucked ya’, then I fixed your car.”

• Question: i know this may be a long shot but i know it was an early one, which episode is jonathan telling a story about seeing a movie with his mom and at the end of the movie he was crying because he wish he had friends like the people in the movie? i wish i knew the name of the movie. it would be greatly appreciated. - Anonymous
• Answer:

  Actually, it was Seth who saw the seminal Rob Reiner film “Stand By Me” with his mom and ended up crying “I wish I had friends like that”. It can be hard to find such a dope crew sometimes, especially when you’re a Latchkey Kid.

  -cs

  Was it? I swear I thought it was Jah. -Sethro

“I’m just gonna sit over here with my thoughts, I don’t need to escape them. ever. I’m gonna go die twelve years earlier than the people having fun by having no fun and being a square. Hey loser in the corner dying slowly, quickly, prematurely.”

Episode 234 - Seth on Sobriety.

Dipping back in the archives!

Episode 116 - Craigslist MM/MM + Missed Connections.

okcgoldmine:

via legallybored. wow. whoa. so juggalos