March 2012
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“I hate water.”
– beyonce
February 2012
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Nutball
little-butt:
Jah: So her personality is a 9/11 survivor? So she comes pre-programmed?
Seth: Hating terrorists. These colors don’t run. Like yeah, calm down with the pillow talk. This is America, I’m a suck that dick. Why are you so pro America bitch? Chill yo!
-UYD episode 201
I laughed so hard I cried. At my desk. Yes my co-workers think I’m a nutball because all I do is sit and laugh at UYD...
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See, that’s what Imaginary Young Seth is...
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Make it Fine with Forty-Nine
Hoooooly shit, I love you, thehowlingman.
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“How did it go from joe to dream?!”
– Seth on Jonathan having the word “dream” in his coffee order.
Episode 112- 28:15
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312- "Barebackin it"
So many options for Episode 312. Sometimes I can’t find any pics with the eppy number in it. With such an embarrassment of riches this time, let’s have fun. Click one. Each links to a special treat.
I like that beer and that Wyoming sign is fresh, but why oh why is that pink elephant, Escuadron, so happy about gasoline? Has he been drinking it? The red cheeks and silly bandanna...
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Ins and Outs
Episode 002
OUT: Lactose intolerance
IN: Celiac disease
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GUYS CHECK THIS MAGIC EYE OUT!!!!
IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!! IT IS SO AWESOME!!! OH, and just in case you didn’t know, neither Jah nor Seth have ever seen one. Like, deciphered one. They’re both Magic Eye illiterates. Bless their hearts.
Erm, can anyone see that? What is it? (Ugh, now I’ve been staring at it forever and my eyes have gone all funny and all I can make out is the top right corner. I used to be...
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The Fuckin' Canon
Seth’s Journal
“Sept. 29, 1981: I stopped and watched the guys work on the ice cream parlor. Then my friends came and we all watched them.”
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"Here's lookin at you, Sethro"
Looky what Velvet Brown slipped into my box last night. What a wonderful surprise!
Want one?
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“The ocean is like mother nature puked & that’s the ocean. It’s...”
– SETH
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“I’m fucking 34 years old, dude, and I choke on peanut butter once a month,...”
– JAH
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Hey, Sylvia Brown
SETH WONDERS WHAT HIS 9-YEAR-OLD BROTHER IS GOING TO HAVE THAT SETH DIDN’T HAVE. JAH SAYS EVERYTHING, AND JUST LIKE THEM, HE WILL TAKE IT ALL FOR GRANTED AND COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW THE BLOW JOB ROBOT (BEEJBOT) ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH.
SETH PREDICTS THAT HE’LL BE IN A FIELD SOMEWHERE AROUND A KEG, AND WILL RUN FROM THE COPS.
JAH PREDICTS THAT HE WILL SEE A BAND, COME HOME AND CRY AND IT WILL HAVE...
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DMX--Here I Am →
Are you following the presidential race? Not at all.
You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton. His name is Barack?! Barack Obama, yeah. Barack?!
Barack. What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
Yeah, his dad is from Kenya. Barack Obama?
Yeah. What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that...
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“Jah: It’s heartbreaking.
Seth: No, it’s not.
Jah: It is for me.
Seth: Nooooo,...”
– On Jim Carrey having done fell off.
Eppy 218, 31:09
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YOUYD: Mr. Matelli
Something my husband found:
Jah and Seth received a gift in the form of an album, Bruce Willis’ The Return of Bruno. In the liner notes it says,
“This album could not have been made without the help of the following people: My main mazain and co-potato head Robert Craft, the unwavering patience of Motown Records and lastly and most importantly, the big cat upstairs. Once upon a time, after...
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Spotted this JA4EVER license plate in Vegas this morning. An expression of devotion to our own Jonathan Larroquette? I like to think so.
Good spotting whatkindofgirl! I usually don’t like personalized license plates because I live in Illinois, which has the highest amount of personalized plates in the country. Gross. I see a lot of fucking nonsense on the roads…a lot of them...
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(the) MARDI GRAS IS EVERYTHING
a short essay by...
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Jah Facts
Jonathan cannot drive a stick shift.
Can someone take that dude to an empty parking lot and teach him? Like maybe my Daddy? He taught me and I’m like the worst driver in the world. C’mon Jah, it’s super not-that-hard.
(Erm, okay, I just pictured my slow talkin’, Alabama farm raised, Southern Baptist Dad—think Hank Hill if Hank was sweeter and talked about Jeezo...
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“I TiVo, like, a lot of shows on MTV, like My Super Sweet 16, and I’ll watch them...”
– Anderson Cooper, Quote of the Week: Episode 16
[Coop - I love you to pieces, I really do. That giggle fit you had? Priceless. So, uhhh, when you gonna step outta that closet dog? The Pride Parade would be soooo wicked stoked to have you! You’re fabulous! In the words of RuPaul: “If...
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Trivia
Seth’s two favorite shows as a child were:
The winner of the contest is…drumrollllll….WHAT?? This says huh?
Am I reading this right? I am? Ahem, excuse me, I seem to have a frog in my throat. Ahem…
Okay, congratulations,
TIMETODIEBITCH
(Ok, so I looked this phrase up and it’s like a “Yo dog, you dead dog” steaze, huh? Worst guy.)
[Mr. Time, holler...
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Doritos Locos Tacos MMMmmm →
Taco Bell Doritos Tacos Go Nationwide: New Dish Available Everywhere March 8
This looks delicious to me. I ain’t even joking. Taco Bell is like, my favorite restaurant. It’s like the only fast food I eat and I try not to go there too often so I don’t, you know, DIE or something, but I FUCKING LOVE IT. I want Cooler Ranch shells next, please, Ghost of Glen Bell. Thank you.
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ecumenopolis asked: New episode (311) got me thinking about episode 420, which will happen around March 2014, and wondering...what other numbers have been of note in the past of UYD? Episode 666 should be tight.
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Laughing and Slapping
Rumor: Seth was at Pavilions one time around midnight and he saw a couple of gentleman laughing, slapping each other, and staring deep into each other’s eyes. It was Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Justin Long. Justin Long kind of gets around doesn’t he? He does a lot slapping I reckon. And that Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Based on some of the indie-flick roles he’s taken in the past,...
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“Have you ever heard the phrase love is blind? Well you should try fear.”
– Jah on a dude who gets busted on Cops
Episode 006– 57:44
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Episode 311: Wh-whoa, Amber is the Color of UYD
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“You got him? How’d you nab him? He’s so busy and all with his characters that he...”
– Seth on Jon Lovitz’s lifetime residency to the Laugh Factory
Episode 067, 19:24
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UYD Trivia
Hey, boners! We haven’t had trivia for a while. So…
This week’s prize? Choose between a homemade UYD4 card (mailed USPS) or select-a-segment.
[As usual, you can answer here, @uyd4life twitter, or at uyd4life@gmail.com, but since the HaikUYD thread worked so wonderfully, let’s snuggle up even closer to our very favorite ever place in the etherworld, www.uhhyeahdude.com,...
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Hey, Sylvia Brown
Jah predicts that Seth will own a pair of Crocs within a year because of how comfortable they are
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