UYD for Life: Archive

“Everything that happened before 2012 is the worst thing ever. 2012 is the...”

– Seth Romatelli I hope you won’t mind, I took some liberties paraphrasing in the spirit of the show. Fuck before. Tomorrow is going to be so fucking dope. I CANNOT wait. HAPPY NEW YEAR, Y’ALL, from us at UYD4L! And to you, Seth and Jonathan, all the best wishes from UYD Nation to...

Jan 1st

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American-American History

Rasta, Pt. 1 Many of you may think that the flag above is an homage to our beloved host, Jahnathan. In fact, as Marcia has learned, Rastafani is not a religion Jonathan made up in high school, but an ideology with about 200,000-800,000 adherents worldwide. So, for the basics of the religious component, think Christianity. The Holy Trinity, Jeezo, all that. But then, around 1930, some...

Dec 31st

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Yes, that's Seth.

Yes, that’s Seth in the ep 300 image. He seemed to be eating some kind of deep-fried item in the source image so the weird face and neck is probably his gorge rising. Amir is represented in the image by all the Persians they just killed. Sorry, Seth. I hope you can take solace in the fact that it took me ages to find an image of you that worked (and I kind of know what I’m doing). ...

Dec 31st

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Hey. You All Need to Get over It.

shootingpoolwitharope: ‘You mean, get over, like, the guy you just stabbed to death?’ Yeah. Get over it. I’m gonna get some nuggets. Get over it. Then I’m goin to bed. Get over that. Sweet and sour sauce on this bitch.

Dec 31st

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Just got off the phone with Seth

He said: 2012 FOR LIFE Don’t sleep on 2012 (or life)

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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To Something Awful posters:

I’ll give you the audio you want if you keep up the talk around the water cooler about the blog…

Dec 30th

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UYD: Actively Psychotic

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dicktionary: Lampin'

Ok, so this word has recently become pretty controversial amongst dancecast scholars. For a long time, UYD historians assumed it meant: Lampin’: Chillin’, relaxing, decompressing, being unproductive. Used in a sentence (by Seth): ”All I’m doing is lampin’ all the time… I’m lampin’ on the couch, I ain’t gettin’ hit with shit except...

Dec 30th

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Ins and Outs

OUT: Calf implants. IN: Eyelid surgery Jah’s brother Ben is out right from the jump for his supposed beautiful calf implants.

Dec 30th

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“When I see Asian people wearing masks, do they know something I don’t know?”

– Seth Romatelli

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Watch

Mr. Steal Your Rolls: Part I Who’s Rooneying Harder?

Dec 29th

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Mr. Steal Your Rolls: Pt. II

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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“I don’t believe anything. I don’t believe in anything.”

– -Jonathan Larroquette Maybe all he needs is a little… MAGIC??

Dec 29th

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STUDY FINDS COCAINE ADDICTS WOULD RATHER LOOK...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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The Fuckin' Canon

Martyr The turtle was of a deep green. All animals envied his instinct and guile, With all he shared love and smile. The turtle, loved by many, Hunted by few, Was given all the benefits of the forest. All he asked for was unity and acceptance for change. As he wades through the river, the animals bid him farewell. Later on that day, on his journey to the next land, He was caught by two men And...

Dec 28th

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“How do you know about all this stuff? You just sit there with the computer on...”

– MARCIA

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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It's time...

Guys, bad news on the political front. Historians are saying the American people are more divided than they’ve been since the Civil War. Congress Really Is As Bad As You Think, Scholars Say. “What can we do?” you may be asking yourself. “This isn’t funny,” you are certainly whining. Well, UYD Nation, the fate of the country lies in your hands. What brings...

Dec 28th

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TWIIINNNNSSSSSSSSS (or quintuplets. Hey, some...

Dec 28th

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WIN Tix to live podcast of Uhh Yeah Dude @ The... →

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Episode 303: It's MARCIA!

When I had the pleasure of speaking to Seth on the phone a while ago, he said Marcia was flying in and she was going to record an eppy to have on tap. Maybe this is it. I cannot wait. She’s my favorite. Seriously. (JahJah, you’re the best. But look! It’s MARCIA!!! Now come back, k? We miss you already.)

Dec 27th

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LawrenceFishburneFace

On “MorphoFace” facial recognition software: Seth: MorpheusFace? LawrenceFishburneFace. Jah: It’s Fishface. Seth: Have you seen that crazy new software? It’s called LawrenceFishburneFace. [It’s] where they make you look like Lawrence Fishburne. It creates a perfect makeup plaster of Paris and then you step into it. When you pull back out, you have Lawrence Fishburne’s face. Jah: It starts at...

Dec 27th

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Seth Fact #1

Seth Fact #1: Seth was voted “cutest boy” in his class in the eighth grade. It was the greatest year of his life. (He was also voted “shortest.” He’s grown since then, now standing 5’10”ish I believe.) Hey, Seth, we think you’re still the cutest boy. 2012 for life! This is going to be your greatest year ever, we promise! P.S. When you...

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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“Are you sure? Because you’ll ask them if they fell off and they’ll...”

– Sethro to Jah’s accusation that Baja Fresh done fell off.

Dec 26th

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In these oh so tough economic times...

Seth: Jonathan, I wouldn't pick up a dollar bill if I saw it. The act of walking over to it and bending over to get it--
Jah: Yeah, I wouldn't pick one up, either...I throw pennies out of my pocket. I will like chuck them, like (makes chucking-pennies-out-of-pocket noise).
Seth: I do, too. I throw four away and say, "could've been a nickel," and whip it at somebody.

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Watch

Pedro: a fictionalized version of season one of the Real World. The guy playing Puck made Seth particularly panicky. “I think my television is trying to kill me.” -Seth Romatelli

Dec 26th

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'90210': Best Xmas Episodes in Beverly Hills? →

Only for Seth. I do not share/understand this particular affection of his.

Dec 26th

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Jah Christmas fact

Jah is not a fan of the tacky Christmas sweater parties. He doesn’t like the activity of those dorky people going out and getting jazzed about having to buy an ugly sweater. Enjoy the rest of your Christmas with less irony and more freshness.

Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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Car Games

Jah: I’m gonna close my eyes for this one. Seth: Close your eyes everybody- Jah: -unless you’re driving. Seth: -especially if driving. How long do you think right now if you were driving could you close your eyes? No! Don’t even start to play that game! Jah: (Explosive laughter. Covers mike, intones secretly to listeners) BEST GAME, BEST GAME, BEST GAME, BEST GAME, BEST GAME. (Uncovers...

Dec 25th

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This historian agrees:

Seth: “How do you think Uhh Yeah Dude’s going to stack up 25 years from now?”

Jah: “It’ll be awesome.”

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Silent Night Jah Neville Happy Holidays,...

Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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“…if my dog had Jordans, if my dog had custom, golden retriever J’s…[I’d let it...”

– Seth Romatelli (Uhh Yeah Dude podcast)

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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HEY J DOG, HOW COME I GOOGLED “EVERY KISS...

Dec 23rd