February 2012
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YOUYD: Mr. Matelli
Something my husband found:
Jah and Seth received a gift in the form of an album, Bruce Willis’ The Return of Bruno. In the liner notes it says,
“This album could not have been made without the help of the following people: My main mazain and co-potato head Robert Craft, the unwavering patience of Motown Records and lastly and most importantly, the big cat upstairs. Once upon a time, after...
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Spotted this JA4EVER license plate in Vegas this morning. An expression of devotion to our own Jonathan Larroquette? I like to think so.
Good spotting whatkindofgirl! I usually don’t like personalized license plates because I live in Illinois, which has the highest amount of personalized plates in the country. Gross. I see a lot of fucking nonsense on the roads…a lot of them...
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(the) MARDI GRAS IS EVERYTHING
a short essay by...
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Jah Facts
Jonathan cannot drive a stick shift.
Can someone take that dude to an empty parking lot and teach him? Like maybe my Daddy? He taught me and I’m like the worst driver in the world. C’mon Jah, it’s super not-that-hard.
(Erm, okay, I just pictured my slow talkin’, Alabama farm raised, Southern Baptist Dad—think Hank Hill if Hank was sweeter and talked about Jeezo...
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“I TiVo, like, a lot of shows on MTV, like My Super Sweet 16, and I’ll watch them...”
– Anderson Cooper, Quote of the Week: Episode 16
[Coop - I love you to pieces, I really do. That giggle fit you had? Priceless. So, uhhh, when you gonna step outta that closet dog? The Pride Parade would be soooo wicked stoked to have you! You’re fabulous! In the words of RuPaul: “If...
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Trivia
Seth’s two favorite shows as a child were:
The winner of the contest is…drumrollllll….WHAT?? This says huh?
Am I reading this right? I am? Ahem, excuse me, I seem to have a frog in my throat. Ahem…
Okay, congratulations,
TIMETODIEBITCH
(Ok, so I looked this phrase up and it’s like a “Yo dog, you dead dog” steaze, huh? Worst guy.)
[Mr. Time, holler...
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Doritos Locos Tacos MMMmmm →
Taco Bell Doritos Tacos Go Nationwide: New Dish Available Everywhere March 8
This looks delicious to me. I ain’t even joking. Taco Bell is like, my favorite restaurant. It’s like the only fast food I eat and I try not to go there too often so I don’t, you know, DIE or something, but I FUCKING LOVE IT. I want Cooler Ranch shells next, please, Ghost of Glen Bell. Thank you.
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ecumenopolis asked: New episode (311) got me thinking about episode 420, which will happen around March 2014, and wondering...what other numbers have been of note in the past of UYD? Episode 666 should be tight.
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Laughing and Slapping
Rumor: Seth was at Pavilions one time around midnight and he saw a couple of gentleman laughing, slapping each other, and staring deep into each other’s eyes. It was Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Justin Long. Justin Long kind of gets around doesn’t he? He does a lot slapping I reckon. And that Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Based on some of the indie-flick roles he’s taken in the past,...
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“Have you ever heard the phrase love is blind? Well you should try fear.”
– Jah on a dude who gets busted on Cops
Episode 006– 57:44
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Episode 311: Wh-whoa, Amber is the Color of UYD
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“You got him? How’d you nab him? He’s so busy and all with his characters that he...”
– Seth on Jon Lovitz’s lifetime residency to the Laugh Factory
Episode 067, 19:24
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UYD Trivia
Hey, boners! We haven’t had trivia for a while. So…
This week’s prize? Choose between a homemade UYD4 card (mailed USPS) or select-a-segment.
[As usual, you can answer here, @uyd4life twitter, or at uyd4life@gmail.com, but since the HaikUYD thread worked so wonderfully, let’s snuggle up even closer to our very favorite ever place in the etherworld, www.uhhyeahdude.com,...
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Hey, Sylvia Brown
Jah predicts that Seth will own a pair of Crocs within a year because of how comfortable they are
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“Unless you literally juggle your own balls, I don’t want to see you juggling.”
– -Seth
Episode 020– 48:51
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UYDream
When Seth was a kid, he had a weird dream. There were 13 steps that went from his top floor to the second floor. He would wake up and his mother would be standing at the sink doing dishes and he would get up, walk past their bedroom, look in and see something coming at him. He would jump all 13 steps, land, run into the kitchen, and when he looked back he could see the figure walking down the...
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“Ooh baby, are you strapped right now?”
– Jah on the gun
308-41:09
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HaikUYD Vote is Open!
Vote for your favorite here or at the forum!
You can vote once a day through Sunday. That seems fair, right?
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Seth Fact
Seth got one of these bad boys—a Spuds McKenzie cozy—on his 8th grade trip to Washington, D.C. You will recall that it was the greatest year of his life.
[Hey, wanna hear read a song my dad made up about Spuds McKenzie back in the early nineties? Yeah you do. It goes: “Well, his name is Spuds McKenzie and he’s a stupid party animal. He got into a fight with a cold...
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“I don’t want an estra shot of expresso; I would like an extra shot of espresso.”
– Jah
12- 23:17
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YoUYD: Glob Reevs
Glob Reevs tried the bacon shake, guys. Like the food item a corporation had to run an entire ad campaign to reassure me they weren’t April Foolsing about. NO SERIOUSLY: IT’S FOR REAL.
So our boy tweets us this: “Check it out. BLT burger and bacon shake. Helps you party.” Oh, man.
We asked how it was, naturally. He said:
I have to take his word for it, cause I...
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Anonymous asked: Doomsday Preppers only shows the extreme preppers for entertainment value. If you keep more than the FEMA recommended amount of 3 days worth of food and water in your house/apartment, you're a prepper. For some reason they all like saying "the end of the world." People always take that the wrong way and over-think it. It's more like the end of the way society runs as you know...
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50-Cent Stamp, Other Postal Changes Coming →
Seth: “All they do is lose money… When you go into a post office, there are only three people working for every thirty-seven in there.”
(193, 2:30ish)
Post office closings may increase rural isolation, economic disparity
[I have a hipster mailman. It’s pretty cool. Like one time, he knocks on my door and when I open it he looks at me then points down to where...
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“Hey meth – awesome.”
– Ok, so I think this is the dude Seth was talking about. He was a meth head and he tried to kill himself by shooting 12 nails into his head, one by one. So yeah, he had to have been on meth. (!) Holy majoly!
I’m glad he is alive. I hope he is doing well. But, like, wow.
Epi 11, 45:50
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Quiñ Observations: An Introduction
First off, I think by now you’ve caught on to the fact that my photoshop skillz comprise of me cutting and pasting people’s heads or bodies on top of some other shit and calling it a job well done. I put about 3 minutes of work on this one, but it’s not about the picture. It’s about the content. It’s about John Quiñones.
After TCAP went off the air, Dr....
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“I’m a huge history buff. I watch Game of Thrones. I watch Camelot. I know those...”
– SETH
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tengajenga asked: this is the best shit ever. seatbelts.
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A joke about didges. (THE ONLY ONE?)
Q: Why do hippies love didgeridoos?
A: Because it’s like sucking a tree’s dick.
Music producer Steve Albini just told this joke to my friend from Brass Bed and said it was the only joke about didges. “Surely not!” I thought, ”But, who could I ask?”
I mean, I’m not positive, but some of you must be dirty hippies, right? Or at least reformed dirty...
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“My pops is giving me shit about having TV picks and not watching them.”
– JAH
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HiakUYD Finalists!
The entire UYD4Life staff met (in the ether) and voted on our top five HiakUYD finalists. Here they are in alphabetical order. It was so difficult to choose only five, and I was personally overridden a number of times—hard. I’m just glad we don’t have to decide the winner: THAT’S YOUR JOB! A link to a poll will be posted on here on Friday, Feb. 17 at 12 noon and will be...
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BEES ON COKE
Here is an excerpt from writer and...
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